Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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