Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I cut my penus on the lid.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
