Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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