some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
