well most of my day revolves around power hour
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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