i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you would pick up someone in the library
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
