Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You're a waste of cheezeits
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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