Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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