He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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