i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
