She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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