I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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