listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
this will be a night to untag.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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