Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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