He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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