all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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