I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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