I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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