Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Farmville is her only friend.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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