Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
