Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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