You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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