We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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