New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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