Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
