Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
