So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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