Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Oh Jesus.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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