The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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