she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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