its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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