wat bout pragnant strippers??
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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