they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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