good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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