Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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