Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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