If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
