dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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