How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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