That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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