Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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