TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
