Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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