at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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