im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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