no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
