Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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