shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think I am morally bankrupt
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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