I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
this just has baby written all over it
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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