oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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