I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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