last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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