we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I have post one night stand depression
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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