jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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