I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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